midnight cereals ?

(01:25:24 AM) Frienda: i feel like touching myself yet I m in a public place
(01:25:32 AM) Frienda: what can I do, doc
(01:25:41 AM) remus: touch yourself in a public place then
(01:26:17 AM) remus: abraham lincoln once said „if you can’t touch yourself in a public place, touch yourself in a pubic place”
(01:26:17 AM) Frienda: should I
(01:26:32 AM) remus: just rub it against the corner of the table, pretending to be dancing
(01:26:37 AM) Frienda: pe bune?
(01:26:39 AM) remus: and if it’s a round table
(01:26:48 AM) Frienda: chiar a zis asta?
(01:26:53 AM) remus: dunno about that, I always carry an umbrella just in case it’s a round table
(01:27:05 AM) remus: da, de aia l-au impuscat
(01:27:19 AM) remus: era wise beyond his years and a perv
(01:27:22 AM) remus: asa, ca mine
(01:27:42 AM) Frienda: te iubesc :)))
(01:27:43 AM) remus: mm
(01:27:44 AM) remus: but honey
(01:27:48 AM) remus: don’t you have sth
(01:27:55 AM) Frienda: no man
(01:27:55 AM) remus: like an iphone ap
(01:27:58 AM) remus: just for this ?
(01:28:02 AM) Frienda: I’m horny as fuck
(01:28:07 AM) Frienda: yeah
(01:28:22 AM) Frienda: I ve been playin all nite
(01:28:31 AM) remus: =)) it’s a multitouch device that you can’t ( to be read as cunt) use to touch yourself
(01:28:44 AM) remus: that’s like irony
(01:28:47 AM) remus: only that it itches
(01:28:49 AM) remus: literally
(01:29:02 AM) Frienda: nu vibreaza
(01:29:07 AM) Frienda: atat de tare
(01:29:29 AM) remus: no comment
(01:29:34 AM) remus: dar
(01:29:34 AM) Frienda: hai ca ma intorc
(01:29:38 AM) remus: nimic nu vibreaza atat de tare
(01:29:39 AM) remus: :))
(01:29:52 AM) remus: ca muzica buna, ritmata’n difuzoare
(01:29:58 AM) Frienda: la oamenii din jur
(01:30:01 AM) Frienda: pup
(01:30:12 AM) Frienda: somn usor simpaticule
(01:30:28 AM) remus: am sa dorm cand mor
(01:30:33 AM) remus: which might be soon
(01:30:35 AM) remus: remember abe ?
(01:30:37 AM) remus: lincoln ?
(01:30:52 AM) remus: they shot him because he was too wise for his years and a perv
(01:31:02 AM) remus: his wife and his women were all in tears, I’ve heard
(01:31:18 AM) remus: they named a vehicle after him, lincoln „cuntinental”, which is a car
(01:31:43 AM) remus: they’ll probably do the same for me, only it that it will be a rental cigar.
(01:31:46 AM) remus: or guitar.
(01:31:49 AM) remus: have fun!

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