ludoelefănțelul

elefantelul — Tue, 24 May 2011 19:44:27 +0000

(09:43:17 PM) remus: sper ca bei vodka dintr-o vaza
(09:43:22 PM) Frienda: dc?
(09:43:22 PM) remus: si fumezi nefiltrate
(09:43:24 PM) remus: fix acuma
(09:43:24 PM) remus: nush
(09:43:27 PM) remus: ca asta as vrea sa fac eu
(09:43:35 PM) remus: si you’re my hero if you’re doing it for me
(09:43:40 PM) Frienda: am o varză-n frigider se pune?

(09:45:45 PM) Frienda: după cum vorbește/scrie..pare să mă știe destul de bine (implicit vice-versa)..în condițiile astea, ar trebui să îmi amintesc măcar puțin de ea, nu?
(09:45:55 PM) remus: =)) that’s what he said
(09:46:00 PM) remus: man
(09:46:02 PM) Frienda: =)))
(09:46:07 PM) remus: it happens to me aaaall the time

(10:16:23 PM) Frienda: sti c ma gandesc
(10:16:44 PM) remus: da
(10:16:50 PM) remus: ciocolata ciocolata ciocolata ciocolata ciocolata ciocolata ciocolata ciocolata ciocolata ciocolata ciocolata ciocolata ciocolata ciocolata ciocolata ciocolata ciocolata ciocolata ciocolata ciocolata ciocolata ciocolata ciocolata ciocolata ciocolata ciocolata ciocolata ciocolata ciocolata ciocolata ciocolata
(10:16:54 PM) Frienda: nu

(10:13:51 PM) Frienda: stii tu, cui pe cui se scoate
(10:13:55 PM) remus: vinovatia se spala cu alcool
(10:13:56 PM) Frienda: dar nu mai pot adormi acum
(10:14:02 PM) remus: si si mai multa vinovatie
(10:14:12 PM) remus: la un moment dat, nu-i mai simti gustu’
(10:14:18 PM) remus: aia e fericirea oamenilor maturi
(10:14:20 PM) remus: lipsa de gust
(10:14:21 PM) remus: in romania
(10:14:24 PM) remus: sunt ff multi oameni fericiti
(10:16:00 PM) remus: in corolar, doar oamenii imaturi sunt tristi
(10:16:52 PM) Frienda: aaaaaaa FFFFFUUUUU uhjghjgfhjgjhg

(10:35:53 PM) remus: you’re awesome
(10:35:59 PM) remus: I want your babies
(10:36:02 PM) remus: in meee
(10:36:02 PM) remus: =))
(10:36:22 PM) Frienda: =)))))))
(10:36:29 PM) remus: university courses in reverse psychology have it wrong
(10:36:31 PM) remus: =))
(10:36:47 PM) Frienda: krugjhdjsgjgriuggjdfb !!!!!! =)))))))))))))

expose ..

elefantelul — Mon, 23 May 2011 20:19:36 +0000

(11:04:34 PM) Frienda: am bicepsu umflat
(11:04:36 PM) Frienda: de la inot
(11:04:40 PM) Frienda: l am fortat ca ma durea
(11:04:40 PM) Frienda: =))
(11:04:52 PM) remus: eu cred ca’s pe stop
(11:04:57 PM) remus: am mancat muulta ciocolata azi
(11:04:59 PM) remus: si mi-a venit
(11:05:01 PM) remus: sa plang
(11:05:04 PM) remus: de vreo 2 ori
(11:05:07 PM) remus: fara motiv
(11:05:28 PM) remus: mm..life is irony
(11:09:35 PM) Frienda: sure is

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(11:02:14 PM) remus: http://ludoelefantelul.wordpress.com/2011/05/22/midnight-cereals/

(11:02:16 PM) remus: scroll down
(11:02:17 PM) remus:
(11:03:49 PM) Frienda: wahahaha
(11:03:57 PM) Frienda: i feel famous in a weird way
(11:03:59 PM) remus: )
(11:07:58 PM) remus: I feel weird in an infamous way
(11:08:01 PM) remus: what’s the deal here ?
(11:09:04 PM) remus: mm..is this positive discrimination ?

(11:11:41 PM) remus: are you even listening what I’m writing blahblabjhsf’a ?
(11:11:53 PM) remus: k, I’m overdoing it for the public

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(11:24:50 PM) Frienda: nu ca a-si vb mult in general
(11:28:01 PM) remus: serios
(11:28:05 PM) remus: serios ?
(11:28:16 PM) remus: asa se va petrece totu’ intre noi de acuma
(11:28:17 PM) remus: ?
(11:28:25 PM) remus: o sa scrii dupa noile reguli s-au gen ?
(11:28:30 PM) remus: v-a urma
(11:28:31 PM) remus: ?
(11:28:32 PM) remus: sau cum ?
(11:29:20 PM) Frienda: ce?cum?unde
(11:29:21 PM) Frienda: ?
(11:29:35 PM) remus: (11:24:50 PM) Frienda: nu ca a-si vb mult in general
(11:29:47 PM) remus: why do you haate me ?
(11:29:57 PM) Frienda: i do not hate you
(11:29:59 PM) Frienda: >:P
(11:30:08 PM) remus: admit it
(11:30:09 PM) Frienda: pur sisimplu nu vb mult:))
(11:30:15 PM) remus: sometimes when you’re chatting to me
(11:30:18 PM) remus: you think of other men
(11:30:28 PM) Frienda: =)))

(11:31:09 PM) Frienda:sa imi realizez un orgasm intelectual,conversational?
(11:31:34 PM) remus: da, ok, da’ dupa ce terminam discutia

Filed under: @frienda

random hits at spontaneity

elefantelul — Mon, 23 May 2011 19:58:47 +0000

(09:42:29 PM) remus: made sweet love to a taxi (09:42:30 PM) remus: =)) (09:42:38 PM) remus: wearing my car as a condom

(08:52:21 PM) Frienda:zi ma dc puiim ei am 52 d kile?
(08:56:00 PM) remus: maybe you took this huge shit
(08:56:11 PM) remus: ) ?
(08:56:14 PM) remus: did you ?

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(08:19:27 PM) remus: better than sitting on your ass all day
(08:19:40 PM) remus: ) you know what’s better than sitting on your ass all day ?
(08:19:44 PM) remus: sitting in your ass all day
(08:19:48 PM) remus: ) ANAL SEX JOKE

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(08:05:42 PM)remus: besides
(08:05:48 PM)remus: my favorite part of sex
(08:05:54 PM)remus: is the mindfuck
(08:06:58 PM)remus: so howd’ja do that when she’s too young ?
(08:07:07 PM)remus: it’s like playin’ solitaire
(08:07:11 PM)remus: with codes and cheats
(08:08:10 PM)remus: u still there ?
(08:08:40 PM)Frienda:=))
(08:08:41 PM)Frienda:vai
(08:08:49 PM)Frienda:era mama
(08:08:51 PM)Frienda:iar

Filed under: @frienda

midnight cereals ?

elefantelul — Sat, 21 May 2011 22:34:06 +0000

(01:25:24 AM) Frienda: i feel like touching myself yet I m in a public place
(01:25:32 AM) Frienda: what can I do, doc
(01:25:41 AM) remus: touch yourself in a public place then
(01:26:17 AM) remus: abraham lincoln once said “if you can’t touch yourself in a public place, touch yourself in a pubic place”
(01:26:17 AM) Frienda: should I
(01:26:32 AM) remus: just rub it against the corner of the table, pretending to be dancing
(01:26:37 AM) Frienda: pe bune?
(01:26:39 AM) remus: and if it’s a round table
(01:26:48 AM) Frienda: chiar a zis asta?
(01:26:53 AM) remus: dunno about that, I always carry an umbrella just in case it’s a round table
(01:27:05 AM) remus: da, de aia l-au impuscat
(01:27:19 AM) remus: era wise beyond his years and a perv
(01:27:22 AM) remus: asa, ca mine
(01:27:42 AM) Frienda: te iubesc ))
(01:27:43 AM) remus: mm
(01:27:44 AM) remus: but honey
(01:27:48 AM) remus: don’t you have sth
(01:27:55 AM) Frienda: no man
(01:27:55 AM) remus: like an iphone ap
(01:27:58 AM) remus: just for this ?
(01:28:02 AM) Frienda: I’m horny as fuck
(01:28:07 AM) Frienda: yeah
(01:28:22 AM) Frienda: I ve been playin all nite
(01:28:31 AM) remus: =)) it’s a multitouch device that you can’t ( to be read as cunt) use to touch yourself
(01:28:44 AM) remus: that’s like irony
(01:28:47 AM) remus: only that it itches
(01:28:49 AM) remus: literally
(01:29:02 AM) Frienda: nu vibreaza
(01:29:07 AM) Frienda: atat de tare
(01:29:29 AM) remus: no comment
(01:29:34 AM) remus: dar
(01:29:34 AM) Frienda: hai ca ma intorc
(01:29:38 AM) remus: nimic nu vibreaza atat de tare
(01:29:39 AM) remus: )
(01:29:52 AM) remus: ca muzica buna, ritmata’n difuzoare
(01:29:58 AM) Frienda: la oamenii din jur
(01:30:01 AM) Frienda: pup
(01:30:12 AM) Frienda: somn usor simpaticule
(01:30:28 AM) remus: am sa dorm cand mor
(01:30:33 AM) remus: which might be soon
(01:30:35 AM) remus: remember abe ?
(01:30:37 AM) remus: lincoln ?
(01:30:52 AM) remus: they shot him because he was too wise for his years and a perv
(01:31:02 AM) remus: his wife and his women were all in tears, I’ve heard
(01:31:18 AM) remus: they named a vehicle after him, lincoln “cuntinental”, which is a car
(01:31:43 AM) remus: they’ll probably do the same for me, only it that it will be a rental cigar.
(01:31:46 AM) remus: or guitar.
(01:31:49 AM) remus: have fun!

Filed under: @frienda

Runda 1

elefantelul — Thu, 19 May 2011 21:05:01 +0000

“I cannot afford to make any compromises because I already am a compromise.”

11 Apr. 2011

“(01:23:52 AM) remus: take care

(01:23:53 AM) remus: eat cheese

(01:23:55 AM) remus: sleep well

(01:23:59 AM) remus: fuck with care

(01:24:00 AM) remus: and violence”

16 Apr. 2011

“ai in ochi o lopata care arunca cu rahat in oameni”

23 Apr. 2011

“but we huffed and puffed some high quality stuff and then all houses went down and the walls were just ideas that looked like the eyes of people screaming”

1 May, 2011

Filed under: citate din mine

eterne

elefantelul — Thu, 19 May 2011 20:54:50 +0000

1. ”A: Ştiţi care e cel mai bun prieten al omului ?

B: ???

A: Câinele lui Dan”

..e amuzant pentru că..

Totodată, capodopera:

2. ”Oh, shit, there’s no toilet paper!”

Filed under: ele jokes

T-shirts you can gift me..

elefantelul — Thu, 19 May 2011 20:49:12 +0000

Dacă aveţi de gând să îmi faceţi o surpriză plăcută în curând, accept următoare imprimate:

“Remus is the new black”
Pe negru, cu scris roz, font Comic sans sau gen.

“Leave Britney amoan” , cu o gura deschisa pe fundal sau o pereche de buze.
Pe roz, cu scris negru, font comic sansa sau gen.

”mă văd în tine” , cu – ”tabăra naţională a consilierilor pentru tineri, Turda, 1996” dispus circular.

..va urma

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nostalgii

elefantelul — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 13:43:41 +0000

Îmi e poftă să citesc o carte cu poze, cu desene și foi goale, cu literele aerate, cu spații bine aranjate și cu paginile încadrate de linii punctate. Dacă se poate, aș vrea o carte de colorat, ceva încâlcit și elaborat la forzaț, sau grifoni și basilici, pagină de pagină, ca într-un manuscris medieval.

sudo bringmeacoffee